Kasabian contest winners!
Grand Prize: Brand Made By ChryslerCongratulations! I recommend eBaying the poster and registering for psychotherapy. Please e-mail me your contact information so I can notify the promotion company.
Runner-up: Dr_Umbrella
Entry was on the right track, but was more strange than funny. However, you didn't have much competition. Please e-mail me your contact information so I can notify the promotion company.
Thanks to Alex for his honesty. His prize is the consolation that he is not probably less mentally ill than the winners. (Winners, I am joking about your mental instability. We are all DSM-IV personality cases anyway).