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Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Britney and Kevin Do Letterman's Top 10 tonight

Uh, here's a screen cap from tonight's show. I'm surprised that the AP didn't embargo this until after it aired. Anyway, here it is...

Reasons to watch Britney Spears and Kevin Federline's new show:
10. Britney: There's never-before-seen footage of me wrestling an alligator.
9. Kevin: Unlike those "Desperate Housewives" chicks, we're not, like, 60 years old.
8. Britney: It's like "American Idol" except no one sleeps with Paula Abdul.
7. Kevin: In the first episode, you can see my ass.
6. Britney: I'm hot.
5. Kevin: She's hot.
4. Britney and Kevin: We haven't had nearly enough media coverage.
3. Britney: It's gotta be better than this show.
2. Kevin: If enough people tune in, maybe my wife will make out with Madonna again.
1. Britney: In the season finale, you'll find out that Dave is the father of my baby - oops.

Britney and Kevin Do Letterman's Top 10

DJMonsterMo | 10:29 PM |


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